Battleground
A Covid adventure
Please, pull your mask up.
I don’t have to, I have a medical condition.
I am sorry but you do have to pull up it, if you wish to work out.
I have a note from my doctor.
That note does not matter here.
I have a condition.
If that is the case, perhaps you should not come to the gym until things are better for you.
I have a right to be here.
You most certainly do, but that comes with wearing a mask.
You can’t tell me what to do.
I can ask you leave the gym
I have my rights.
If you don’t pull up your mask then you will have to leave the gym.
I won’t.
Then I will have to call the police.
Call them.
Don’t be an idiot, from the left
Pull up your mask, from the right
Just go do it or go home, from the row in front of him
Pull it up motherfucker from three behind,
Pull it up
Pull it up
PULL IT UP!
NO! Fuck you. Fuck you all.